No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
