: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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