Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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