Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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