you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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