I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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