I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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