kristin has been a bad kristin
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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