Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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