Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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