Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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