Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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