last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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