Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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