I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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