I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
