11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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