idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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