did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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