If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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