my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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