Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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