How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
