God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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