I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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