Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
