scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
