But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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