your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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