Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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