Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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