I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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