I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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