I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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