And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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