I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I need to align my fucking chakras
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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