I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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