You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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