Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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