i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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