Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
