If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
