What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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