I wanna bring you to show and tell
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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