I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I stole a fireplace last night.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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