i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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