Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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