another moral hangover. fuck.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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