if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
oh god was she eating orange peels again
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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