i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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