I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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