I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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