His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You ate ashes out of my bong
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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