hell yes lets make some ravioli
please come you make the beer taste better
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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